
Last Updated: Feb, 2, 2026
Alright, here’s the deal. We respect your privacy. That said, if you’re on the internet in 2025, some level of tracking exists. We aim to be transparent, minimal, and significantly less creepy than most.
We collect a limited amount of information, including:
No nuclear codes. No social insurance numbers. No drama.
We use cookies and similar technologies for a few reasons:
Some of these are essential. Some are optional. We don’t load the optional ones unless you say it’s okay.
We use cookies and local storage for two purposes:
When you visit the site, you’ll see a consent banner that lets you:
Your choice is stored for 180 days, after which we may ask again.
You can change your decision at any time by clicking “Privacy settings” in the site footer.
Current consent version: 1.0
If your browser blocks storage (for example, private browsing modes), we’ll apply your choice only for the current session and may ask again next time.
We use Google AdSense to display ads on some pages. If you consent, Google may use cookies or similar technologies to:
Google’s use of advertising cookies enables it and its partners to serve ads based on users’ browsing behavior across the web.
You can learn more about how Google handles data here:https://policies.google.com/technologies/ads
If you reject optional cookies, ads may still appear, but they will be less personalized or limited, depending on your region and applicable laws.
We use collected information to:
We do not sell your personal data. Ever.
Your data may be processed by:
If required by law, we may disclose information to authorities, though we won’t do it enthusiastically.
Depending on where you live, you may have the right to:
To exercise any of these rights, contact us using the details below.
We take reasonable steps to protect your information. However, no system is perfectly secure. Please don’t treat this website like a vault.
We may update this policy occasionally. If you continue using the site after changes are made, that means you’re fine with them, even if you didn’t read the update. No judgment.
Questions, concerns, or polite existential dread can be sent to: , but please, no weird conspiracy theories.